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written by: Hart Dowd Biography
CHRISTIAN BUMPER STICKERS!
* Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.
* Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
* Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
* Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
* Forbidden fruits create many jams.
* God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
* God grades on the cross, not the curve.
* God loves everyone, but probably prefers
"fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
* God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
* He who angers you, controls you!
* If God is your Copilot - swap seats!
* Most people want to serve God,
but only in an advisory capacity.
* PRAYER:
*Don't give God instructions - just report for duty!
* The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
* The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
* We don't change the message, the message changes us.
* You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
HEAVENLY MATHEMATICS:
The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross
+ 3 nails
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4 given
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